the stupid and the brave
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"Not all that is gold glitters; not all that glitters is gold"

Maria. London

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

nobody tell him

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

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• reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
• reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
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what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

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